February 2012
deansthighholster:
I got called into a meeting with my headmaster (that’s principle in england) today, like that never happens nobody ever talks to him unless they’re in deep shit. So I spent the day wondering what it was about…
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isn’t that illegal?
Counted that god-forsaken bottle of oxycodone...
guess what?
it was still the right balance.
I'm off.
See you guys at 6 or so.
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Anonymous asked: I don't know if you were being sarcastic or not, but if someone told you that you looked like an owl, and you said 'who,' it'd be funny. If you really didn't get it, just think about what kind of sound an owl makes. Hoo. Ta-Da. That was the joke. You look like an owl, you say 'who,' so owl.
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Cristiano EXIGE chops
prohibidopulsarelboton:
Original:
Chopeos:
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friend: someone told me you look like an owl
me: who?
the whole class bursts into a roaring flame of laughter. tears start to fall from their eyes from laughing so hard. the principal walks in the room and slaps his knee. the local animals come in and create waves of laughter. god is laughing so hard he cant breathe. jesus starts clapping his hands and cracking up. the laughter dies down after about 2 hours, and everybody goes home with the memory of the funniest joke they've ever heard.
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Watcheat-it-twilight:
i just sat here going “oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. that’s so cool.”
EW
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